Shitter speed 

The speed in which you run to the shitter.

My shitter speed is really fast.

Shitter speed by Adam at NCL June 12, 2018

Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

Low Shutter Speed by big1jc November 24, 2011

shutter speed 

Shutter Speed: Adj. The amount of time it takes an anus to return to "closed" after use (often a result of age or rectal abuse or exploration.)

John's ass has a low shutter speed leading to frequent sharts.

shutter speed by Fullbird1970 May 2, 2014

seed spitter

A person who spits the seed of a man

Wow! She didn’t swallow, she’s a seed spitter!

seed spitter by anonymous December 24, 2024