Shits Ice Cream 

A person of extremely high self-esteem, especially when the rest of the planet can find no supporting evidence for the
self-worshipper's obsession with himself/herself. Especially applicable if the person is holier-than-thou. This person is perfect: just ask her/him!

"Get a load of Little Miss Perfect over here."
"Yeah, she SHITS ICE CREAM."

Shits Ice Cream by Snover's Missing Nose May 12, 2008

Nice girls shit ice cream. 

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.

The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.

Nice girls shit ice cream. by Dinkum August 12, 2013

Shit sprinkle ice cream 

A shitty product cover in nice advertisement or pure exaggeration in order to sell it.

Wow, this new Chinese's phone is a total shit sprinkle ice cream.

Shit sprinkle ice cream by kneegerer January 10, 2021

your shite is ice-cream 

if someone has a good opinion of you

your new girlfriend really likes you, she thinks your shite is ice-cream

your shite is ice-cream by thefiend April 10, 2006

icecream shits

when your butthole burns when your pooping and your hoping for the icecream to come out next.

"man I ate some hot wings last night and i had the icecream shits this morning.

icecream shits by slapmanzoo March 5, 2010