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Shite Bullets

1. To call something or someone a 'Shite Bullet' is to say they make you so angry, or are so annoying that it is physically hurting you, to not physically hurt them.

2. To say you wish someone would Shite Bullets is to say that you wish them ultimate pain for annoying you, but you want it to be their fault. So they hurt themselves, and you enjoy revenge without getting into trouble.
Shite Bullets by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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shit bullets

The special source of weaponary used by Sniper X. They are designed so that they can be compressed into a bullet shell and loaded into the Sniper Rifle of Sniper X.

These bullets are very large and made out of the real shit of Sniper X. When all else fails, you break out the shit bullets.
"There is no way one sniper will get all 23 of us!"

*shit bullets all 23 of them*

"never mind... *dies*"
shit bullets by Sniper X June 28, 2006

Shit Bullet 

A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.
(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?
Shit Bullet by the2ndflood September 26, 2008

bullest shit in all the land

complete and utter absurdity.

something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.
"did you see the score on that basketball game?"
"yea it was the bullest shit in all the land!"

Bullet Shit 

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.
I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.
Bullet Shit by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026