by Jeff Greene July 23, 2007
by Vj Hunter October 30, 2003
A large amount of an item or thing. Used to describe the amount of something usually with great shock or aprasial.
John: Dude i made like 75 bucks waiting tables last night!
Chris: really?, dude thats a shit ton of money!
Chris: really?, dude thats a shit ton of money!
by chatham rumsfored June 02, 2010
by mrtoast4 November 15, 2009
n. 1.A large shit multiplied by about 7000 put into the metric system. 2. A single persons weight in beer. 3. A water tower full of pond water mixed with the shit of 100 bass and 800 gorillas. 4. ALOT DUDE (A shit ton is more outside the body than in the body)
by weebstah October 06, 2008
"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."
by pinano July 09, 2004
1. Movie containing three or more wayans brothers or members of their family.
2. A large amount of black people
2. A large amount of black people
1.
Guy 1: "did you see that 'movie don't be a menace?'"
Guy 2: " You mean that one with a shit-ton of a wayanses?"
2. "The Million man march was a shit-ton of wayanses"
Guy 1: "did you see that 'movie don't be a menace?'"
Guy 2: " You mean that one with a shit-ton of a wayanses?"
2. "The Million man march was a shit-ton of wayanses"
by kaptain kickass June 11, 2009

