shit ton

a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.

by King Festus August 21, 2003

shit ton

The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.

Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.

by djsyndo October 11, 2010

Shit ton

Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.

One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.

Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.

After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.

It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.

by BryceS47 February 18, 2009

Shit Ton

At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)

Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.

by Nick A. Davis August 6, 2008

Shit Ton

A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit

Man dude this weighs a shit ton

by THeCUteEMoBOy August 3, 2013

shit ton

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

by Carmack C February 19, 2009

Shit Ton

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

by Ixit February 28, 2009