shit ton

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.
by King Festus August 21, 2003
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Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
by djsyndo October 09, 2010
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2000 assloads.
I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.
by Carmack C February 20, 2009
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96,000 LBS of rebar
by Basil Mint December 16, 2015
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by SueB January 18, 2007
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A large amount (greater than 17)
Man, how much did you blow on booze last weekend?

A shit ton.
by Russki August 14, 2005
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5000 of any thing
"Dude, we are gunna make a shit ton of money this summer! It's gunna be awesome!"

"Damn, that a shit ton of dirt, you got to shovel that yourself?!"
by welderflyerboy April 25, 2010
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