Shit-footed 

A whole nother level of being shit faced.

You're so drunk, you can't even say shit faced. You are shit-footed!

Shit-footed by Balsams finest shitfoot March 13, 2011

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck 

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck by Gixzo June 22, 2008