Shit Truck 

A being whom is bad at everything he attempts

He is a useless shit truck

Shit Truck by adam excell February 3, 2004

Shit Truck 

The Shit Truck is a metaphor for bad news; when you receive bad news, you are hit or run over by the Shit Truck. Also to be used as a verb, to be shittrucked.

Everything was going just fine, then he dumped me. He ran me over with the Shit Truck.

Shit Truck by sheeshk October 23, 2008

shit truck 

That chick is a shit truck

See that chick ova there, do you reakon shes hot? Nah shes a fucken shit truck mate

shit truck by Rene Kohlman July 11, 2006

Shit truck 

A person lacking common sense, strength, wit, intelligence or a just a piece of shit.I

Did you see that shit truck get kicked out of the Taco Bell?

Shit truck by Daddy "Icky" Matt September 26, 2022

truck shit 

When a man farts but accidentally shits himself and the girl grabs his shit and smuges it on her ass and gets ass fucked while he is shitting himself in a truck

guys! i did truck shit yesterday and he wants to do it again today! Do you wanna join?

truck shit by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

truck stop shit

The loud noise of belt buckles clanking together in a feverioush manner, with anticipation of opening in order to destroy the porcelain toilet bowl with a persons brown bad special.

Dude that guy just droppped off a truck stop shit ! I thought his belt cut through his jeans and if not his turd did for sure.

truck stop shit by MF Is the name of the game November 30, 2016

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck 

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck by Gixzo June 22, 2008