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Shit sniper

When you take a shit in someones deer blind because they took your huntin spot
They call me the shit sniper because i shit in thagt dudes pop up blind that sat in my spot.
Shit sniper by captainhook105 November 16, 2020
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Salem Shit Sniper 

a douchebag that goes into a men's bathroom and opens the closed door of a stall that's in use then punches the user in the nose and takes over the toilet for themselves
often occuring in the Salem area
"David was backing out a semi when Arthur pulled a mean
Salem shit sniper on him, bloodied his nose and stole the crapper right out from under him"

Sniper shit

When having to take a large, potentially smelly shit, the act of using another person's bathroom to drop a deuce, which prevents bad smells in your own Works best in a dorm, frat house, or small apartment setting. Usually done covertly, like a sniper, so one is not caught before, during, or after the act.

Past tense: Sniper shat
After eating JT's Mexican food, I decided to sniper shit in the 4th floor bathroom.
Sniper shit by MikePKP February 25, 2005

shit snipper 

"Martha and I have been courting for nearly 18 monthes now Mother. But she has not yet allowed me to stretch her shit snipper - is that a bad sign?"
shit snipper by Stockers August 25, 2003
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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