Shit rumbles

When you get belly rumbles/ pains which usually occur before you need a poo.
When your poop is in process of exiting the anus.

Awww I’ve got proper shit rumbles

Shit rumbles by Bb cx October 29, 2020

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Shit Rumble

Similiar to a death rattle, shit rumble is when your stomach gurgles when you have diarrhea, as a threat to find the nearest toilet before you run out of time and your asshole betrays you.

I just got the shit rumble, im afraid for my life

Shit Rumble by Torbalan March 16, 2024

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Shit Rumble

When you have diarrhea and your stomach gurgles as a sign you're running out of time and have to get to a toilet ASAP.
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience

Oh god im getting the shit rumble dear God help me

Shit Rumble by Torbalan March 16, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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