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sleep achieved via excessive consumption of alcoholic beverage(s); sleep that would otherwise not be possible without alcoholic beverage(s).
I have not slept since she left me.. luckily, I got my hands on a bottle of Jack last night and got myself a good night of Shit eye.
SHIT EYE by Armelin & Holloway Inc. November 6, 2010
Words you can keep
When you have an infection (pink eye) and assholes like me make fun of you by calling you "shit eye" yayyyy
"Wow, Christian has shit eye!!"
Shit eye by Germ Berger November 19, 2016
the eye from wich you shit
I want to fuck her shit eye
Shit eye by laser unk November 11, 2022
To give somebody an unpleasant (or, shitty) glare, in lieu of saying anything distasteful.
I drove my new car past an old farmer on an ancient tractor with my stereo up, and he just gave me the shit eye.
Shit eye by Six El Sid January 29, 2009
After i fucked her shit eye my cock was brown, so i foeced her to suck it clean.
Shit eye by L Unk December 7, 2022

Shit-eye 

Alternative way of saying butthole, butt-eye; vulgar term for anus originated from Cantonese
1) I ate super spicy food yesterday, and my shit-eye still hurts from many toilet visits!

2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.

Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?
Shit-eye by alternativelogic July 21, 2021

Stinky Shit-eye 

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.
Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.
Stinky Shit-eye by DARKFiB3R June 14, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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