Shit Day

Often occurring on a Sunday, a "Shit Day" is when your ass has been on backlog for a couple days and the bill has come due.

Basically, a day where you poop at least four times and its not diarrheal in nature.

Mike: Jen, you should totally come to the movies with us!

Jen: I can't. I haven't pooped in three days and I think this is gonna be a shit day.

by KingOfTheThunderBox September 13, 2010

Shit Day

A day in which we do not learn anything and spend money.

Steve told the team, "we can't afford a shit day."

by MrRipple March 25, 2014

shit day

When you stay up until the wee hours of the morning texting with your eyeballs glued to social media, get one hour of sleep, and spend the rest of the day at school.

Having stayed up until 4:00 texting her boyfriend, Heidi was having a shit day.

by Lady Sparta February 14, 2019

Shit-Day Slalom

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.

A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S January 12, 2011

Give a shit day

On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.

Brad: "you seem to be more nice than usual."

John: "Of course I am, it's National Give a Shit Day!"

by Jesterrran November 18, 2021

Random Shit Day

When a day seems very random or when someone does random things for the day.

"Wow today is a real random shit day huh?, "Whatever, todays just a random shit day for me."

by Riketsu September 10, 2009

national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020