Shit and Brush

The act of pretending to brush your teeth in the bathroom, when you're actually shitting. Usually done by shy shitters.

"I didn't want my roommates to know I was taking a dump, so I pulled a shit and brush"

Shit and Brush by Matty Bitchfuck October 16, 2008

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