SHIT WIND

Sha-it wha-ind: A fart; flatulence; gas; stink.

"Those beans gave me Shit Wind."

by Erin Lambert September 30, 2006

Shit wind

When someone farts infront of the fan

Did you have to do that right infront of the fan? You just hit me with shit wind...

by Oopsjaydiditagain June 27, 2021

Shit Wind

a person who is over shadowed by everyone and always tooken as granted by ignoring, never noticing, not caring what their doing or saying.

random person: wow no one cares what johnny is always talking about. What a shit wind

by awsomeqman25 August 17, 2011

Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee

Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!

by Funktacular February 9, 2023

shit or wind his watch

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009

Wind shit

Another term used for farting.

"Yo the kid in the seat next to me just caught some wind shit."
"Bro you feel that wind shit yet?"

by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011

shit window

This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))

Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.

by desterho July 4, 2011