Shit Thief

Similar to Turd Burglar, has two definitions:

1. A common name for a homosexual.
2. One that interrupts another's private shit in a public bathroom and doesn't allow them to force out the dookie.

1. Did you see those two shit thieves in the skin tight shirts kissing on the park bench?

2. I was taking a giant double-flusher in the Taco Bell bathroom when a shit thief came in and caught me in action.

Shit Thief by Eric Crouch December 28, 2004

The Shitthieves 

The Shitthieves: delicately crafted love songs influenced by hate...sung in tune to a beautifully orchestrated chorus of guitar and two male gifts to this world sent here from the mountaintops of the deep underworld you know as hell.

Well i see you over there, flip flapping your dick suckers....asking all your friends "who are these two motherfuckers?" we're the shitthieves, gotcha burning and begging please, we're the shitthieves...so get down on your knees!!

The Shitthieves by the blanco bronco January 8, 2012

shitthefuck 

A term used by The Angry Video Game Nerd. (James Rolfe)

To be used when angry.

"SHITTHEFUCK" Jen screamed when she dropped a vase on her face.

shitthefuck by HelloAlx October 17, 2008

shitthefuckupon

The ultimate put down.

Every time I try to impress my boss with an accomplishment at work I get shitthefuckupon.

shitthefuckupon by fishoutofwater October 11, 2009