Shit Spray 

When you pull down your trousers and boxers and do a huge bare ass fart or your mates face and spray his face jus a little with poo. Usually played as a prank wen the victim is asleep or restrained.

Its kinda like a shart but in someone's face.

The spray is usually Due to the fact that you've had the shits (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.

Guy1: 'Oh dude you just shit sprayed in jimmy's face!'

Guy2: Yer... my bad. I was pissing like a girl out my ass earlier. Probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??

2 Hours later.

*Jimmy wakes*
Jimmy: 'My god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.'

Shit Spray by duttyboy February 10, 2010

Shit spray 

A term motorcyclists use to refer to the mist of dirty water that gets kicked up by cars during or immediately following a rain storm.

Man it was scary, I couldn't see out of my face shield because I was covered in some seriously nasty shit spray!

Shit spray by illusivenick August 19, 2009

Shit spray 

When you shit and it sprays all over the toilet bowl.

When you shit and your butthole is on fire.

“Lyss, I’m bout to shit spray all over that bathroom after them hot cheetos”

Shit spray by OlMajestic November 29, 2017

Spray that Shit 

The act of spraying your cum all over someones face so they can embrace it and enjoy it for the great stuff that it is!

Im going to spray that shit all over you!

Spray that Shit by Shimmler February 11, 2003

shit sprayer 

shit sprayer-(adj.) A person who releases liquid fecal material from their anal cavity in a violent manor resulting in a wide area of your toilet to be covered with rectal fluid. This person does not clean up the toilet after release.

That fucking shit sprayer Matt marked his territory all over our toilet again. It sure would be nice if he would clean up his own shit for once.

shit sprayer by sprayhappy January 11, 2008

shit sprayer 

1. The sprayer with nice-smelling shit that you spray in your bathroom after you take a giant dump. Sometimes the big shits don't smell at all, but you should definitely shit spray your bathroom after a dump for the sake of your roommates, who will then shit spray for you.

2. Basically Febreze, but you probably bought the cheap kind.

3. Can be used as a verb: to shit spray--to spray the shit sprayer.

EXAMPLES:

1. Tom: Bitchfuck Aaron, you forgot to use the shit sprayer. Now my cologne smells like your shit.
Aaron: It's OK, if you get lucky you'll just feel like you're doing anal.

2. Jason, should we buy 1 shit sprayers or 2?
Buy 3, Nick's making chalupas for dinner.

shit sprayer by TDfuckingB March 9, 2007

scray shit

to drive on a highway with 0 km/h of fuel in the tank

i couldn´t belive it, it was totally scray shit

i bet you would never scray shit because you are such a pussy

scray shit by deinemum May 17, 2018