Shit Spit

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The water that splashes up into your anus when releasing a turd into the shitter.

Brad decided it was no big deal that he was out of toilet paper, for the shit spit rinsed out his farthole just fine.

Shit Spit by Cosmosis July 28, 2005

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shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.

Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...

shit spit by alchemist April 22, 2014

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When you fuck a girl in the ass then let her shit in your mouth, then spit it back in her ass.

After Mike&Mary dropped their son off at daycare, they did a Shit Spit.

Shit Spit by SouthPark&Juggalo April 5, 2005

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When you do anal with a woman and let her shit in her mout, then spit it back in her ass.

After me and my wife dropped our son off at daycare, we did a Shit Spit.

Shit Spit by SouthPark&Juggalo April 5, 2005

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When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

Shit Spit by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

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When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

Shit-Spit by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

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To spit out something in some way resembling shit in texture, smell, taste, feel, or look.

Me: Dude don't put that cappuccino mix in your mouth. You might shit-spit it on this awesome shirt.

David: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* (shit spits)

Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Shit-Spit by w00t. April 7, 2007