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The water that splashes up into your anus when releasing a turd into the shitter.
Brad decided it was no big deal that he was out of toilet paper, for the shit spit rinsed out his farthole just fine.
by Cosmosis July 08, 2005
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To spit out something in some way resembling shit in texture, smell, taste, feel, or look.
Me: Dude don't put that cappuccino mix in your mouth. You might shit-spit it on this awesome shirt.

David: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* (shit spits)

Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
by w00t. April 01, 2007
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When you fuck a girl in the ass then let her shit in your mouth, then spit it back in her ass.
After Mike&Mary dropped their son off at daycare, they did a Shit Spit.
by SouthPark&Juggalo April 05, 2005
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When you do anal with a woman and let her shit in her mout, then spit it back in her ass.
After me and my wife dropped our son off at daycare, we did a Shit Spit.
by SouthPark&Juggalo April 05, 2005
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When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
by silentshotghost June 21, 2018
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When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
by silentshotghost June 21, 2018
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When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.
Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again
by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018
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