Shit Slip
A Shit Slip is when you are wiping your bum, and you don't use enough toilet paper. This causes your fingers to slip through the paper and touch the poo on your bum.
Shit Slip by Devil Man 1928 July 28, 2016
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Shit Slip (n.)
An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.
Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.
Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.
"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"
Shit Slip (n.) by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 1, 2022
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Shit Slipper
Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....
I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!
I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!
Shit Slipper by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010
Shit Slips
"I got my report card... Seems like after all those hours of studying, I still failed Biology..." "Shit slips."
"I was in a car accident this morning, and when I got to work, I got fired for being late... My boss is a douche." "Sorry to hear, Bro...Shit slips."
"I was in a car accident this morning, and when I got to work, I got fired for being late... My boss is a douche." "Sorry to hear, Bro...Shit slips."
Shit Slips by Anonymiss92 April 7, 2010
shit slipper
telling a girl that you like them but you dont know how to tell her in person, so you can only tell them in a letter when infact you have no interest in the girl at all and to her knowege only finds this out when she gets home only to find a piece of shit stuffed in a envelope.
DANNY: wow mark, i think that girl really likes you. you didnt give her the slip did you?
MARK: fuck that girl! i gave her the slip!haha
DANNY: wow dude, what a fuckin shit slipper
MARK: fuck that girl! i gave her the slip!haha
DANNY: wow dude, what a fuckin shit slipper
shit slipper by tiranicle teabagger December 17, 2007
slippery shit slide slammer
when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....
slippery shit slide slammer by gillieman69 December 10, 2009
slippery as goose shit
slippery as goose shit by H-2-the-Dub September 27, 2008
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