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Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.
Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night
by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009
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shit shaft

What your dick is after you fuck someone up the ass.
After I fucked that breezy's ass, i had a shit shaft!
by chester mclovin January 27, 2008
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Shit the Shaft

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.
I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.
by bench knight May 6, 2015
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shitshat

Comes from the word "chitchat."
A type of convo usually involving any of the following: stupid poop jokes, bathrooms, or just plain talking shit about someone.
Jake and Ryan were shitshatting. Those poop jokes were gross.

Jenny and Emma were shitshatting about that girl; that gossip was nasty.

chitchat talk poop gossip dirt shit
by UrbanIce December 27, 2009
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shitshatter

someone who shits on peoples doorsteps
that sneaky old shitshatter got me again found a deuce on my doorstep
by jimsacommunost March 4, 2009
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Shitshatting

Talking and rambling on and on in a social setting with friends about random and ridiculous subjects while drunk or intoxicated in some way. A drunk version of "shooting the shit".
After they left the night club, they went to a nearby coffee shop and were shitshatting all night long until closing.
by Macedonian Mauler December 3, 2009
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shitshifter

somebody/something/creature that changes the form of shit while a person is shitting in the toilet, the creature moves so fast that it looks like shit is forming itself!
allah is a known shitshifter and satan and baphomet, they all work together to keep people blind from the gospel of jesus
by in the name of jesus January 16, 2011
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