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Shit Mountain 

A tall, burly man that is sort of an asshole. Usually wears dingy overalls and works as a laborer.
I'm not going to work today. Ever since they hired Shit Mountain, I hate going out in the field.
Shit Mountain by Bluevolume May 21, 2009

Shit mountain 

A name you call one of your best friends as in a joking matter. They are such great friends and are extremely funny, but sometimes they can be complete idiots. Or total jerks. This name is not to be taken seriously
"Hey shit mountain! Get your booty over here"

Shit Mountain 

When your life five and you shit in the backyard continuously until it becomes a literal shit mountain
Holy Shit my house is a shit mountain like my potato computer that died at the age of 96 from severe lung cancer and chronic depression
Shit Mountain by Shit Mountain March 25, 2017

Shit mountain 

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass
Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain

Shit Mountain Sundae 

Go to a persons house when they are gone. Turn off the water to the toilet and flush until it's empty. Create a large pile of dung in the toilet, with your friends, leaving it unflushed as a huge dry surprise for that special somebody. Dispose of wipings in a bag and throw away to make it look like one giant unwiped yeti shit!!!
My brother, cousin, and I, took a post buffet shit in our buddy's toilet when he was out for his honeymoon and didn't flush. He'll get home and find a mountain of dried out shit in the throne so big it'll have to be removed manually!

The epic Shit Mountain Sundae!

piss lord of shit mountain 

Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.