Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.

Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.

Shit Knuckled by Dispenser January 25, 2016

shit knuckle 

someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.

Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?

Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.

Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!

shit knuckle by hecklndecalr March 19, 2010

Shit knuckle brown 

when you wipe your ass and miss hitting your knuckles instead....you get shit knuckle brown

that color is shit knuckle brown!

Shit knuckle brown by Tigerlily73_99 July 30, 2009

shit knuckle 

A bump protruding from a log of shit resembling a knuckle. Shit knuckle.

That dude is a real shit knuckle.

shit knuckle by Andrew X January 26, 2005

Knuckle Shit

To have a moment or point in your life when you are considered an idiot. A.K.A. dumb ass. Comes from the 2 terms knuckle head, and dumb shit.

1. I can't believe you didn't shift out of first gear after proceeding 100 miles an hour, you're a knuckle shit!

2. Josh-"Did you guys drill the hole out for the waterfall bolts on tower 13 yet?"
Bobert-"No, not yet."
Josh-"Well, now you've gotta go drill that hole out even though I told Randy I would do it, you fuckin' knuckle shit!"

Knuckle Shit by The man from the lene November 29, 2007

shit stained thumb knuckle 

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.

I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

shit stained thumb knuckle by jim dandyy June 13, 2011

Dip his knuckles in shit 

An expression used by Jim’s, to tell people to get fucked, or in reference to their ideas and how idiotic they sound.

Jim-“you tell that guy to go dip his knuckles in shit!”

Dip his knuckles in shit by Fuckkkkkkboi August 2, 2022