Shit Flowers

When tolet paper and pieces of feces get stuck in your anus hairs.

Guy 1: Man, I picked a bushell of shit flowers last night.
Guy 2: Nasty man.

by leekster March 2, 2010

shit in your flowers

to cause grief or ruin a person's day.

Sorry to shit in your flowers, but I need you do this.

by Sgt Donkey April 29, 2007

flowery shit

when you take a nasty smelling shit, use flower scent air freshener to cover it up, then walk in the bathroom 10 minutes later and you get the nice smell of flowers and shit

tom took a big shit after eating his mothers egg salad, he used flower air freshener to mask the smell, tom's father walked in the washroom 10 minutes later and puked because of the flowery shit smell

by slang master daddy April 26, 2009

shitflower

When one deposits the used toilet paper to the wall, after defacation, so that the feces makes the paper stick to the wall. Several are usually arranged in a bouquet of stinky oragamy.

Missy was irritated with the condition of the truck stop restroom, so she left some shitflowers after pushing out a muddy Stuckey Nutlog.

by Eman1187 May 7, 2009

shitflower

A term to describe someone who hates everyone and everything, taken from the South Park episode "You're Getting Old" where Stan starts hating all music, TV, movies, and people in general. It is sometimes used to describe a person who is in a bad mood and hates everything.

Does that guy just hate everything?
Nah, he's just being a shitflower again.

by webhead February 28, 2014