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Shit Crumbs 

The flaky dry substance of fecal matter combined with toliet paper that is found on bathroom toliets
This toliet has not been cleaned in ages, look at all of the shit crumbs!
Shit Crumbs by D Phil March 15, 2006

shit crumbs 

Those brown specks on the bathroom floor around the toilet.
Those aren't little pieces of milk chocolate on your bathroom floor. Them is shit crumbs!
shit crumbs by wouldaben January 10, 2011

Shitcrum 

Small pieces of poo attached to ones pubic hair in the rectum region.

AKA a cling-on.
"Dude, I thought finished shitting but had the one shitcrum that just refused to drop"

"That cow has some major shitcrum issues!"
Shitcrum by Jasko777 June 22, 2009

shitcumballsfart 

the perfect name for your pet poodle
Ah shit HONEY! shitcumballsfart SHIT ON YOUR NEW RUG!!
shitcumballsfart by oliver walker December 19, 2022

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026