Shit Crumb

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Fecal matter trapped in anal cavity and or particles remaining in or around under dressings.

Not wiping properly may result in shit crumbs.

Shit Crumb by TheTinglies December 14, 2008

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Shit Crumbs

The flaky dry substance of fecal matter combined with toliet paper that is found on bathroom toliets

This toliet has not been cleaned in ages, look at all of the shit crumbs!

Shit Crumbs by D Phil March 15, 2006

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shit crumbs

Those brown specks on the bathroom floor around the toilet.

Those aren't little pieces of milk chocolate on your bathroom floor. Them is shit crumbs!

shit crumbs by wouldaben January 10, 2011

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Shitcrum

Small pieces of poo attached to ones pubic hair in the rectum region.

AKA a cling-on.

"Dude, I thought finished shitting but had the one shitcrum that just refused to drop"

"That cow has some major shitcrum issues!"

Shitcrum by Jasko777 June 22, 2009

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shitcumballsfart

the perfect name for your pet poodle

Ah shit HONEY! shitcumballsfart SHIT ON YOUR NEW RUG!!

shitcumballsfart by oliver walker December 19, 2022

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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