Shist

A mist of shit - i.e. a very watery diarrhea that sprays, likely caused by the ingestion of laxatives. It tends to leave small droplets on the toilet and on surrounding areas.

I took a dulcolax and damn, I was shisting all over the place.

by im12andwatisthis March 28, 2014

Shiste

A useful substitute for the word "shit". This G-Rated slang is to be used in public settings, such as school when your teacher wouldn't approve of you saying "shit".

Principal "Maria, you have a detention because your skirt is too short"

Maria "Shiste!"

by thekooker December 07, 2010

shist

Used in place of 'shit' by people trying to quit their bad habbit of swearing, or when a person feels that they are too pure to swear.
Has the compounded benefit of rhyming with the swear word 'Christ'

Holy shist, that guy almost ran me over!!!

by Avi February 04, 2004

shist

(verb) to steal; to rob

chris likes to shist shit at parties

by dictator of October 07, 2005

shist

Noun; a type of rock, sounds like a swearword, i personally think the guy who named it was stupid

swearword:
Person1: Holey shist!
Person2: You mean shit?
rock:
Person1:Dude, you are so lucky to get shist to research, the name is so cool!
Person2: I know man, right?

by Food is life December 28, 2011

shisted

A form of being wasted, in you're own world, just...chillin'.

Livin' life shisted.

by anewbeginning April 18, 2009

shist

Noun; the arm of an overweight person where the wrist and arm are seamless all the way to the shoulder. The upper body version of the cankle.

Man, her arm movement wouldn't be so limited if it weren't for her enormous shists.
She had to stop wearing her watch due to the size of her shists.

by Jay Ru August 18, 2007