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same as shit, only slangified
good to use in company emails that scan for profanity; can also be used with prefix bull-
Man, my boss is on that shiste today!
That reprimand was some bullshiste.
shiste by UnconciousObserver September 15, 2003
Can be used to shun or pointing out something that sucks. Stateing something that pisses you off
I have to file that? You're a Shiste.

Haha you have to file that I shisted you

Ima shiste Mrs. Field next period with 12 missing assignments 1 hour before

School ends on the last day of school
Shiste by 406 mugsta December 23, 2015

Shiste Monkeys 

Fred: "Can you believe I just finished a supermonster?"

Hewbert: "Shiste Monkeys!"
Shiste Monkeys by calebmknight August 21, 2011

Shade Shiste 

an individual whom acts in a scheming and sneaky (weasel rat bastard) manner in select situations
Anthony Tavormina is a shadey shiste because one called him and saw him ignore the call. IN addition his cellphone is prepaid and he has a "wednesday shirt"!
Shade Shiste by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005
Waste mans.
Kyle: Look at this Shietet.

Jerome: Yeah all these rude boi's are waste mans yo.
Shietet by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012
ew is that shintel cpu still running on the 14nm process?
shintel by RogueSoldier777 May 18, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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