Shirt Topper

When someone tops shirts.

“Did you hear about that bitch Madolyn? She’s such a shirt topper🙄”

by Jwilly38 May 25, 2023

short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.

"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"

by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022

Shit Tipper

"For Male Homosexuals" The Act of A Guy Fucking A Guy Up The Ass And Hitting His Partners Shit In His Anus With The Tip Of His Dick.

When I Fucked John In The Ass I Was Poking His Shit... Haha Your A Shit Tipper
He Told Me He Took A Shit Before I Came Over....

by bigdickdave January 17, 2008