Shirt Cocky

1. verb Wearing a shirt that is offensive or outspoken.

2. noun A shirt that makes a bold statement. Clothing that makes fun of religion, politics, or is just plain rude.

"You Shirt Cocky with style"

Shirt Cocky by Angelus Animi November 5, 2007

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shirt cock sword fighting

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

shirt cock sword fighting by Snifner October 9, 2006

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shirt cock

when a dude gets nervous around a girl and tries to be cool. then nervously tugs his shirt. (chick chick)

man did u totally see him shirt cock as soon as she came in the room?

shirt cock by dudeman99 January 24, 2011

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cocky shit

A slang term for someone whos is extremely arrogant and full of one's self. Someone one who thinks they're better than everyone else.

These people are usually highly disliked by most people due to their big ego and arrogant attitude.

A synonym for this word is "the shit". "The Shit" means exactly the same thing.

"Dude, you look like a faggot. I look so much better than you, so shut up. That's why girls want me so much."

"Did you hear him? Yeah i did, he (is such a cocky shit / thinks he's the shit), he thinks he is so cool but he's not."

cocky shit by CaelCryos March 16, 2007