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shirt cock sword fighting 

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

shirt cock

when a dude gets nervous around a girl and tries to be cool. then nervously tugs his shirt. (chick chick)
man did u totally see him shirt cock as soon as she came in the room?
shirt cock by dudeman99 January 24, 2011

cocky shit 

A slang term for someone whos is extremely arrogant and full of one's self. Someone one who thinks they're better than everyone else.

These people are usually highly disliked by most people due to their big ego and arrogant attitude.

A synonym for this word is "the shit". "The Shit" means exactly the same thing.
"Dude, you look like a faggot. I look so much better than you, so shut up. That's why girls want me so much."

"Did you hear him? Yeah i did, he (is such a cocky shit / thinks he's the shit), he thinks he is so cool but he's not."
cocky shit by CaelCryos March 16, 2007

cocky little shit 

cocky little shit by jamesdanieljames November 21, 2016

Cocky Lil shit 

A person or situation which combines spoiled and narcissistic behavior. Usually nagging and unbearable for the elderly.
Making Maximes for everything makes Immanuel Kant a cocky Lil shit.
Cocky Lil shit by KingJorge April 17, 2018

Cock and balls shirt 

A T shirt with a cock and a pair of balls printed on it.
Look at John's cock and balls shirt.
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square grouper

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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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