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Shore Rat 

A person who lives in a small suburban neighborhood, yet loves to spend their entire summer at a cigarette-filled beach with green water. A shore rat usually owns or rents a small beach house. They also own a boat. They spend most of their time at the marina working on their boat, while discussing why their son is the best player on an 8-year old little league team. Every shore rat also talks with a recognizable jersey accent.
“Hey Dave, what you doing this weekend ?”
“Probably just going to hang down the shore with my cousins. Catch me at the marina!”

“Oh nice man, you must love the shore!” You’re such a shore rat!”
Shore Rat by Eyehsoen June 7, 2018

Shire Rats 

Subhuman life forms that dwell in The Shire.

Can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya and passers by.
1
John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night.
Jane: You should get tested!

2
John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004