Shire rat

someone who lives in shiremoor in newcastle upon tyne, normally someone who is on the dole or who has a low iq or someone who lives in council housing.

here dave, you seen that shire rat over there? doesn't she look awful.

by stussyking May 19, 2012

Shore Rat

A person who lives in a small suburban neighborhood, yet loves to spend their entire summer at a cigarette-filled beach with green water. A shore rat usually owns or rents a small beach house. They also own a boat. They spend most of their time at the marina working on their boat, while discussing why their son is the best player on an 8-year old little league team. Every shore rat also talks with a recognizable jersey accent.

“Hey Dave, what you doing this weekend ?”
“Probably just going to hang down the shore with my cousins. Catch me at the marina!”

“Oh nice man, you must love the shore!” You’re such a shore rat!”

by Eyehsoen June 7, 2018

Shire Rats

Subhuman life forms that dwell in The Shire.

Can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya and passers by.

1
John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night.
Jane: You should get tested!

2
John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country.

by therestofaustraliahatesyou October 15, 2009