Urban Dictionary: Shink

S.H.I.N.K.

Acronym - Single, high-income, no kids. The best kind of single person out there.

That girl is a S.H.I.N.K.; you should totally get her number.

by SHINKtastic February 25, 2011

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Some sort of tattoo that is either corny, too far into the avante garde or just plain terrible to look at.

Derived as a contraction of 'SHI'tty and i'NK', best quantified as a Tattoo that someone should never have had. Or even as a tattoo that noone should ever have had or no tattoo artist should ever have cast to skin.

. Similar to, but not exclusely from, Tramp Stamp, Twat Badge or Slag Tag.

It is important to point out that in the 21st century, neither Tramp Stamp or Slag Tag are gender biased, although the wearers of such shink may think that it may be the case.

'Dave' : "Have you seen Henry's shink, he's well proud but i think it's one of the ugliest tat's i've seen".
Dave#2 : "Dog, you think Hen's is bad, look at Dave#3's. He's got eight dolphins carrying two panthers on a butterfly with some Celtic stuff."
Dave#4: " That's shink of the highest order..."

by Snowcaller February 22, 2015

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Shink

1. Slap in the face from a Wee Wee
2. When Tiny Bubbles Slaps you in the face

when tiny slapped lexi in the face with his penis it went ..."SHINK"

by Tiny Moran & Big Whit January 28, 2005

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shink

1. an evasive sinking maneuver on a 90 degree angle from the pursuer's course

2. aggressive facial expression of dwarf child stars

1. "Yea, he was coming at me with this little blade he pulled out from under his tongue and so at the last second i shinked out of the way he just tripped over me."
2."Hehe! did you see Gary Coleman shink just then?"

by lauren satothewin January 22, 2004

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Shink

To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other people believe they vanished into thin air.

Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"

Human 2: "What are you going to do?"

Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"

Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"

Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."

Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"

by Zebrawolf55 September 30, 2011