Shepherd's Pie

Put that meat and potatoes in your mouth. A type of blowjob where you put at least one ball in your mouth while sucking dick. Requires relaxed gag reflex.

Jason: "Hey Felicia, it's fanny freaky facial Friday. How about some of that Shepherd's Pie before I unload on your face?"

Felicia: "Did you shave your balls? Because I'm not trying to be choking on your ball pubes."

by DoodieYEP! January 26, 2013

Shepherd's Pie

The name given to the crap you take immediately after a large meal.

"Wow that was a great buffet. I have to go take a shepherd's pie now."

"Yeah Toby eats a lot but he always has to take shepherd's pies right after."

by Amazing in Progress February 11, 2009

shepherd's pie

The act of performing oral sex on a female sheep.

Tim thinks there's nothing tastier than a shepherd's pie.

by WickedDavis October 8, 2007

shepherd's pie

After penetrating a young lady's hymen, the alpha male then clubs her over the head, rendering her unconcious. He proceeds to wipe the blood from the ruptured hymen through the crease of her hind quarter, vomits into it, defacates on it, ejaculates upon it, fucks it, ejaculates again, then shares it with her when she regains conciousness.

I took her out and on the first date she ordered lobster, so I took her back to my place and gave her a shepherd's pie.

by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005

Shepherd's Pie

When a savvy Irishman aka "Young Shamrock" checks to see if a woman has on a thong by having her sit on his forearm consensually of course.

"Yo, Miguel gave that young lass a Shepherd's Pie at the bar last night!"

by Bose21 March 19, 2021

Shepherd's pie

A white woman's Vagina or "hooha"

Any woman with the last name "Shepherd" Vagina or again her HooHa

David was super hungry and had little to no money, but it was he and his Girlfirend Bee Shepherd's Anniversary. Clearly there was only one solution he surmised and that was to eat out and the special that night was Shepherd's pie!

by Dirty Dexter October 3, 2021

Shepherd's Pie

The act of anal sex, whereby when you pull your dick out, and find bits of corn, and what looks like runny gravy on it. It looks disgusting, but it's warming on a cold night.

Fucked my girl up the arse last night, and she gave me a serve of Shepherd's Pie.

by Hixy65 April 21, 2024