The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019

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Shellformer

A term within the Transformers fan community to refer to figures in which the entire alternate (non-robot) mode is formed from pieces hanging off of the robot mode (kibble). Notable cases include Beast Wars Neo "Big Convoy", whose entire wolly mammoth mode, except for some parts on the robot mode's legs, can be popped off and assembled into a near-complete mammoth mode without any major dissasembly; and RID Side Burn, in whom hardly any robot parts form parts of the car.

"Dude, as cool as some of the Beast Wars Neo toys were, they were all major shellformers

Shellformer by ShiningBlitz May 23, 2009

shellcode

A nifty looking char string holding encoded instructions which you can trick the computer into executing when working with a sploit. The title refers to its main use, crafting you a shell - preferably with root privileges.

This shellcode example is left as an exercise to the reader.

shellcode by cockmaster69forever January 26, 2010

Shellous

An alternative way of saying "Jealous".

"Christina needs to stop copying me. She's such a shellous cow"

Shellous by just like honey May 14, 2017

shellome

The word that means hello but in a beautiful way. (Gets all the lasses)

Teacher: good morning jimmy
Jimmy: hello
Teacher : good morning cornilius

Cornilius:shellome

shellome by Damandatcan June 7, 2017

Shelltoes

ADIDAS super star shoes, popularized in the early begginings of hip-hop culture. Worn mostly by emcees,dj's,B-Boys and Taggers.

Damn,Tony just got a fresh pair of SHELLTOES, what a pimp.

Shelltoes by NOVA December 3, 2003

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026