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Friend of female friend, "Nah he has a shelf cock. I would love him to plow me but he wants to wait a little while longer"
friend(male), "Maybe you need me to jam you for a while....?"
friend (another male mate) Maybe the idiot is gay, I'd screw you in a heartbeat!"
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