Sheenery 

Used to describe anything absurd and nonsensical.

Derived from the surname Sheen.

absolute Sheenery: "I'm tired of pretending that I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."

Sheenery by laaarousse March 22, 2011

Sheenery 

The view from the window of a private jet as you are blown by 2 porn stars while snorting coke off of a model's ass.

It was a long flight but the Las Vegas Strip made for some beautiful sheenery.

Sheenery by Pepper Shakin' March 17, 2011

SHEENER 

The act of intoxicating oneself for a lengthy period of time, with cocaine, alcohol, prostitutes and money - then belligerently spewing forth uncontrollable, turret syndrome like goon babbleish delusions of grandeur...often used to spin doctor ones ass out of a huge heap of shit.

Notxas was on such a SHEENER through the 80's and 90's that he doesn't know what is real and what is a hallucination - but damn...talks smak like a champ!

I got a suitcase full of blow,lets get crazy, you trash my room, so I won't have to pay you for putting out, lock you into the entertainment center,...Sound like a hot date? Oh look, I'm on my own drug right now, oh oh my face is melting off!

SHEENER by JKOR_ March 24, 2011

Sheeney Man 

Old school name for the local junk man that would drive through the neighborhood picking up stuff to salvage.

If you don't take care of that, I'm going to put it out for the sheeney man to take.

Sheeney Man by Customguy July 20, 2009

Sheener 

A sheener is a goofy looking kid. For example a skinny white boy with a dopey personally. Like Steven Anthony Lawrence (aka Beans in the movie kicking and screaming) or Christopher Mintz-Plasse (aka McLovin in the movie Superbad)

You're a sheener

Sheener by cam2278 March 24, 2017

Sheenerdose 

~ watching too many Charlie Sheen interviews to the point you begin to search for Tiger Blood on ebay.

I Sheenerdosed today

Sheenerdose by lawyerchic March 15, 2011

Afro Sheener 

Descriptive label for people in a certain demographic who need this hair care product.

Willie, the Afro Sheener, needed extra shine & hold for his "Do".

Afro Sheener by Swisher rolled tight June 18, 2021