Based on the salute from the well known Newcastle and ex-England striker - to give 'a shearer' is a sexual position where the male takes the female up against a wall from behind whilst raising his right hand in acknowledgement of his achievement and the ‘big man’ himself. Some have found that imagining scoring a goal passed the Germans has provided extra satisfaction. Giving a Shearer in the mirror is often accredited as the ultimate in ‘shearer’ action.
"Went out last night and met this tidy bird, gave her a shearer"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"
by Shearer King February 18, 2005
Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)
he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
by FTM2009 June 29, 2009
The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.
Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.
by Big Jock August 20, 2007
When a person purposely begins a chat on social networking sites like facebook, etc, and then immediately logs off the chat, leaving the person he was talking to bewildered.
Jill sent me an instant message telling me she started chewing skoal and then before I could respond she exited out of the chat.
Dude, she was Pulling a Shearer!
Dude, she was Pulling a Shearer!
by newwwwwb December 29, 2011