She be simpin

When a girl Simps over a guy, it’s pretty self explanatory. Duh. More specifically when a Virgin girl (not always though) overvalues a man and tries to please him. Not morally wrong since it happens the same way vice versa.

Taken from the popular J Grimes track off tik tok.

A girl that pathetically clambers after a chad male in the hopes of becoming his mistress.

Junior Grimes ©

Song by junior grimes (J grimes) made in 2019 and released in 2020, a very catch song albeit kinda cringe.

tik tok made the song what it was rather than SoundCloud.

How tf is “she be simpin” a real song? It’s LITERALLY JUST

She be simpin

She be simpin

She be simpin

She be simpin

She be simpin

She be simpin

She be simpin

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She be simpin = when a girl simps

She be simpin by Master Yoshi July 20, 2021

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she be simpin

Song by J grimes (junior Grimes) possibly synonymous with Js list of side hoes and how they’re ALMOST ALWAYS simpin for him

Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone

Guy 1: Hey that girl Danielle She be simpin bro, everyday

Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday

She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic

If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin

Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin

she be simpin by Wankers rage January 19, 2022

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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