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Dirty Shaymus 

A Dirty Shaymus is when you put your bong into someones asshole and light a bowl while the recipient sucks in with their ass. After the bowl is finished the recipient farts out the smoke and the person who lit the bowl sucks the air out of the asshole.
"I gave James a Dirty Shaymus the other night. I got fucking baked!"
Dirty Shaymus by lunydusterman November 24, 2020

Uncle Shamus 

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy
You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there
Uncle Shamus by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011
Cool guy really cool really swag money fire guy. Has huge big shiny muscles and a lot of money. Is cool
Shamus is cool
Getting your dick sucked in a dirty bar bathroom by a random skank
Her husband was banging on the bathroom door while you were getting Shamus'ed
Shamus by 17th Street Mafia March 12, 2017
Usually refers to a private detective or a cop working undercover.
"So you're a shamus, Mr. Marlowe?"
shamus by Dennis Baklan July 5, 2006
Cool swag money swag money cool guy. Big strong huge large gargantuan muscles. Has a huge amount of money and cash. And is cool
Shamus is cool