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Barnett's Shaw Massive 

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
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Barnett's Shaw Massive 

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"

Susan Elizabeth Shaw as Strauss's Fiancée

Susan Elizabeth Shaw as Strauss's Fiancée in Oppenheimer; from soap opera star to nuclear age romance. Love knows no bounds.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: who's that playing Strauss's fiancée in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Susan Elizabeth Shaw as Strauss's Fiancée, the queen of soap operas. She's in love with history now!

shaw shayna 

1.omg! no way! really?
2. cool. legit. dope
1. laymah- " did you know that she did that?"
roxy- " Shaw shayna?!"

2. laymah- "Dangg we gunnna partyy!"
roxy- " Yeeee likeeee Shaw Shayna!"
shaw shayna by roxyisthashit January 11, 2008

Shaw-Shake Redemption

The act of shaking a turd down and out of your pant leg to redeem the shitting of your pants
At the party Kevin pulled a Shaw-Shake Redemption on the dance floor and no one noticed the turd for 20 minutes!

Shaw Shanked 

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).
Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!
Shaw Shanked by flacker October 7, 2005

Shaw Shanking 

after sex take a dump on your partners chest then clean them off by making them walk in circles while you hose them down.
mark - "sarah.....why do you smell like shit.. and why are you wet?"
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."
Shaw Shanking by papertowelsrule August 19, 2011