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Shastab

To shoot and stab someone at the same time, preferably gangster style.
Bitch I will straight shastab you in tha throat if you eva talk bout my Moma again!
by JMDaigoro August 4, 2009
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shasta high school

- a place full of a bunch of wannabe dumbass’s, pot heads, and a whole lotta drama and you have people asking to hit your sourin every second of the day stg!
Person: what school do you go to
Me:shasta high school

Person: ohh that’s unfortunate
by Themahb January 8, 2019
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Shasta

Shasta is an amazing girl unlike any other. She's accentuated by her beautiful smile, big Brown eyes, and completely outgoing personality. Always on the move, never rests. She's always striving to do the absolute most she can, and stresses herself out. She has the most ridiculous lauph that you just have to love because it fits her dorkyness. An all around original girl, has her own way to do everything and is stubborn about it. Hard to read her moods but she's almost always smiling and bringing everyone's mood up when their having a bad day. Gives great advice and has amazing social skills.
Have you met Shasta before? She's the most amazing person I've ever met!
by Sk4t3rx209 October 28, 2014
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Shasta Soda

Shasta Soda is a budget-friendly, off-brand carbonated beverage (soda, pop, Coke, whatever you call it), sold in the Western US and parts of the Southwest US.

Shasta Soda is known for being cheap, easy to find from store to store, and horribly disgusting in taste. You know how some people liken drinking Coors Light to drinking cat piss? Well, the same can be said for Shasta Soda. It looks cool, and the price sure is low, but according to many, you're better off buying Kool-Aid packets and using parasite-infested water from your local sewage system.

Shasta Soda 2-liters of varying flavors are often used by Paul Harrell as targets on the range. It's a fantastic idea, and it illustrates a lot of the points he makes.

I'd rather drink New Coke. Or a large Farva.
"Dude, ever had Shasta Soda? It tastes like cat piss."

"We're not buying Shasta Soda. I'd rather drink my own urine."

"Hi, Paul Harrell here for Shasta Soda. At the end of a long day on the range, whether it's sunny or... Rainy, there's nothing quite as refreshing as Shasta Red... Punch. *Drinks it and spits it out* Jeez!"
by TheSuperTrooper August 19, 2020
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Shartabate

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.
I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.
by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010
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shastasize

To exercise, eat less, and get in shape for the purpose of going to Lake Shasta, California.
Michael: You're going to the gym for the 7th time this week?

Big Steve: Yeah man, I gotta shastasize.

Dont eat those carbs... shastasize.

Woah, are you eating candy... I thought we were shastasizing.
by sme5on March 16, 2011
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Shasta

One of the most loyal girls the world has ever known she loves with all her heart and deserves to be treated with respect and spoiled she is the best wife a man could ask for simply amazing wish she was mine
Shasta best wife any man could ask for.
by Ryacusss July 24, 2017
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