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Shat splat 

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.
I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.
Shat splat by remtiw mada November 27, 2010

shartsplat

A very bad shart but even better then a shart. This word contains nasty, wet and hard pushes towards your pants. (Might even blast a hole through it beware). When someone makes a loud noise and their face goes blank, make sure you pull out your camera and get ready for a wave of laughter.
Hey look they just shartsplated through their pants!
shartsplat by Chickenwingkid0864 January 23, 2021
Sped + Smart = Spart. For when you want to compliment and roast your friends at the same time. its a little bit of both
Youre so spart!
Spart by adem_atas January 30, 2018
A slimy or "slippery" fart. Often one of those symptoms associated with your common hangover or gassy and/or upset stomach.
"OH...ummm... I uhh.. I SLARTed and I gotta go!!!... and sorry about your couch dude..."
Slart by YouKnowWho2 March 10, 2008
Laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.
"Um, holy shit, I just shlarted. I feel so gross... and that joke wasn't even that funny."
Shlart by ZombieShotgun October 14, 2009

Slart Sauce

A mysterious liquid substance that has an unknown color and can be produced in the Slart Layer Only. This liquid is highly contagious and is rumored to be able to enhance hunger.
Did you see that kid's bathroom? Looks like slart sauce in there!
Slart Sauce by Slarticious February 25, 2022