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Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg
I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub
by Fritzjim April 16, 2017
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Shat splat

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.
I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.
by remtiw mada November 27, 2010
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shartsplat

A very bad shart but even better then a shart. This word contains nasty, wet and hard pushes towards your pants. (Might even blast a hole through it beware). When someone makes a loud noise and their face goes blank, make sure you pull out your camera and get ready for a wave of laughter.
Hey look they just shartsplated through their pants!
by Chickenwingkid0864 January 23, 2021
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Spart

Sped + Smart = Spart. For when you want to compliment and roast your friends at the same time. its a little bit of both
Youre so spart!
by adem_atas January 30, 2018
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Slart

A slimy or "slippery" fart. Often one of those symptoms associated with your common hangover or gassy and/or upset stomach.
"OH...ummm... I uhh.. I SLARTed and I gotta go!!!... and sorry about your couch dude..."
by YouKnowWho2 March 10, 2008
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Shlart

Laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.
"Um, holy shit, I just shlarted. I feel so gross... and that joke wasn't even that funny."
by ZombieShotgun October 14, 2009
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Slart Sauce

A mysterious liquid substance that has an unknown color and can be produced in the Slart Layer Only. This liquid is highly contagious and is rumored to be able to enhance hunger.
Did you see that kid's bathroom? Looks like slart sauce in there!
by Slarticious February 25, 2022
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