A school bus driver that will drive his route effectively & efficiently so much so, that if he is early to his next stop, he will slowly "stalk" his prey, until he's on-time, "for his next kill!!!"
"Hurry up! (your student's name) ! You know how that "BUS SHARK" never misses his/her prey!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).