Shaolinmester 

A half-chinese guy’s username on Instagram. The name was created in a toilet, no lie. When this boy was 17 years old before he changed school, he was in depression and he used to lock himself in the toilet at school. Once he heard two guys came to the toilet and they were talking behind his back, they didn’t know that he is also there. Both of the 2 guys used to show signs of friendship to him but it was just a lie. The conversation was something like this.

D: Hey Man, u know who I met yesterday?

M:who?

D: Shaolinmester’s mother. We talked a bit and she is nice btw. And the guy is actually not that bad.

M: I think he is a retard.

‘shaolinmester’ does not remember the rest of the conversation, but when the two guys walked out the toilet, shaolinmester shouted to them:

-THANKS FOR THIS AMAZING NAME!

Of course, this could not help him to get out from his depression, but the name seemed pretty cool.

D: I met Shaolinmester's mother yesterday.

Shaolinmester by Pufflefishxyz December 5, 2019

Shaolinmester 

A half-chinese guy’s username on Instagram. The name was created in a toilet, no lie. When this boy was 17 years old before he changed school, he was in depression and he used to lock himself in the toilet at school. Once he heard two guys came to the toilet and they were talking behind his back, they didn’t know that he is also there. Both of the 2 guys used to show signs of friendship to him but it was just a lie. The conversation was something like this.

D: Hey Man, u know who I met yesterday?

M:who?

D: Shaolinmester’s mother. We talked a bit and she is nice btw. And the guy is actually not that bad.

M: I think he is a retard.

‘shaolinmester’ does not remember the rest of the conversation, but when the two guys walked out the toilet, shaolinmester shouted to them:

-THANKS FOR THIS AMAZING NAME!

Of course, this could not help him to get out from his depression, but the name seemed pretty cool.

Shaolinmester is an instagram name.

Shaolinmester by Pufflefishxyz December 5, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008