Shannonese 

Words made up by Shannons that others may not understand.

Do you understand and use the following words?

Shannerific,Shanderful,Shandelicacy,Shantastic…

If so, you speak Shannonese!

Shannonese by Smammon January 15, 2022

shannonese 

To use the same word, or phrase twice when describing something.

Hey do you like-like her, or just like her?

Is that hot-hot, or just hot?

Do like-him like-him, or just like him?

Dude1- Do you like-her like-her, or just like her?
Dude2- WTF, what's with the Shannonese?!?!

shannonese by Santorum-Anonymous January 5, 2012

Shannons Lover 

Shannons Lover - This person is the one person she was with or has been with and yet she doesn't know to stay or run away from him. He is the one person that will do everything in his power to make her happy and to make her love him back. He is the one who will tell Shannon is beautiful; no matter the appearence, he will lover her completely even if it takes days and weeks on in. He is the man of her dreams (yes the man of her dreams), he tells her he misses her everyday, her stays on the phone with her from dusk to dawn, he is the guy who makes her his world, he is the man who will go to UrbanDictionary.com and post a defintion to her.

"SHANNONS LOVER"
Kyle: Hey, Beautiful.
Shannon: Nu-uh, your lying.
Kyle: Heh, I wouldn't lie about something like that Shannon.
Shannon: *sighs* Kyle-
Kyle: I know, I can wait.

Shannons Lover by KairuYasuoOonosubi September 26, 2010

Shannonized 

Getting your ass kicked by the unassumingly sweet, petite blonde in class. She's a beast!

Damn dude! You just got Shannonized!

Shannonized by AK47-22 July 27, 2016

Shannonism

Shannonism is a religion followed by those who believe that everything in the world can be understood through the laws of Information Theory, postulated by Claude E. Shannon in 1948.

I used to be a Christian, but then I discovered Shannonism.

Shannonism by Shannonist June 28, 2010

Shannoned 

To shower someone with affection.

Wow, that chick at the party sure shannoned me!

Shannoned by Secret Developer August 23, 2012

Shloppy Shannons 

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.

"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."

Shloppy Shannons by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006