shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.
by og October 27, 2004
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Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'
i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo
by ScarletMistress January 8, 2008
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To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.
He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.
by GoodOleDayz April 3, 2005
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To massage, as in a head. noun
I once got shampooed by a shrubbery.

(see definition for shrubbery)
by Audrey Karper September 1, 2005
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code name for canabis
also conditioner - tabaco
rizla - paper hair nets
that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner
by jack March 7, 2004
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A disguise for your alcohol.
Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!
by drewsopher November 18, 2011
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