Quite Shallow 

A Youtube Shitposter that creates videos on the video game Warframe. She is mute and must use a Text To Speech website to create videos for the daily scum to enjoy. Also, send her a Mag or die.

Jill: Hey dude have you heard of Quite Shallow before?
Alex: Nope
Jill: She's the girl that you send your daily Mags to.
Alex: OOOOh.

Quite Shallow by SomeRandomOperator March 26, 2018

salloween 

adj/noun – a pitifully weak attempt at celebrating Halloween

I thought their Halloween decorations were wimpier than my dentist’s: a couple of paper jack-o’-lanterns and black cats, with some cobwebs stingily strewn about – never seen such a salloween.

salloween by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 29, 2011

Shallow

Many give the term "shallow" too narrow a meaning by stating it only refers to those who judge others purely on looks. Here is a list of characteristics that actually define a person as shallow:
1. Their thoughts are mainly concerned with unimportant things, such as the way they look or how others are judging them
2. They are unable to connect with others on deep emotional levels
3. They make judgements based on trivial, surface-level information

4. They are overly concerned with material things

Joe is a very shallow guy. During his day at school he decided that Kevin was weird because his hair is really long. Later that day, Joe told Mark he ought to display the brand he is wearing. He also decided Mark was cooler than Kevin because Mark has a Mustang and plays football.

Shallow by Moonshine Billy February 24, 2015

thong swallower 

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

thong swallower by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

shallow rapper 

A rapper/hip hop artist who is materialistic, usually misogynist and only sees things for the obvious that they are, and is does not look deeper into it.

Typically attached to record company puppet strings and found on television and radio speaking of things that you can ONLY obtain, or very simple 3rd grade analogies about them (I'm hotter than the sun).

These rappers are not impressive and you can sometimes predict what their gonna say because of how simple the lyrics are. They are typically uneducated and ironically are the most popular and commercially successful rappers.

However I wouldn't consider EVERY shallow rapper to be naturally like that, MOST of them use to be more creative and deep but had to change due to America's ignorant "dumb it down" demand for music

Lil Wayne

Nicki Minaj

Gucci Mane

Soulja Boy

Drake

Shawty Lo

ANY rapper that sings

MOST shallow rappers became popular because of one song that is a party/dance single

(a rare exception would be Lupe Fiasco)

shallow rapper by Optical Epilepsy April 11, 2010

shallow-minded 

lacking intellectual or mental depth or subtlety; superficial

John Smith only talks to skinny girls that wear short skirts, he's shallow-minded.
Jane Doe only likes muscular guys who play guitar, she' shallow minded.

shallow-minded by 4reeltalk July 17, 2014

knob swallower 

A derogatory term for a faggot.

Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!

knob swallower by QPump August 5, 2011