Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

Shaking the cream by Queen216 March 2, 2017

Shaking the creamer 

When a guy shakes out the com from his dick

Girl 1: last night I saw my boyfriend shaking the creamer.😆
Girl 2: haha lol I can't believe you saw him do that😂

Shaking the creamer by Just talking real shit December 27, 2016

The Big Can Of Shaving Cream 

Nickname for Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA, home of the New England Patriots and New England Revolution soccer team. Used because one of Gillette's longterm flagship products is shaving cream.

"We're going to see the Patriots play the Colts tomorrow at The Big Can of Shaving Cream."
"What a finish at The Big Can of Shaving Cream today! Here are the highlights..."

The Big Can Of Shaving Cream by Honk4Gronk November 24, 2013

shakin the creamer 

when a guy is jackin off on his dick.

"Man last night I was shakin the creamer, while watching porn"

shakin the creamer by Lady Anonymous March 19, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004