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Ayo shagnew
Shagnew by The tdog February 11, 2022
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A person who loves to fist minors and loves a good spastic eagle with big black men.

they are very likeable though.
I like that person but I know that deep down they are a shagnew.
Shagnew by Fagnew69 October 4, 2023
When sexual chemistry is so intense that opposing genitalia are being drawn together like a magnet...
(during doggy style)

"see me and you sweetheart.... its like.... its like we're just... shagnetic.. !!"
Shagnetic by JamboLAD February 16, 2020

Shagneck 

Name given to the most West-country sounding Rugby Fresher at Swansea University and general gremlin. Name passes on only when the previous Shagneck has left or graduated from Swansea uni. Recipients are usually roofers or farmers or 'Roofer-Farmers'. Once dubbed 'Shagneck', he must perfect the art of the 'Shagneck Bounce'. Over-consumption of a cocktail of supplements to compensate for lack of success with women is common. Approach with caution.

AKA: - Shaggers, The neck,
Whoop! Whoop! The Shagneck bounce...
Shagneck by ShibbyBoom July 27, 2010

Shagneck Bounce 

The art of stripping whilst jumping up and down to the chant: Whoop! Whoop! The Shagneck Bounce!
Shagneck got naked during the Shagneck Bounce
Shagneck Bounce by ShibbyBoom July 27, 2010
Shagnes is a word originated in SILVERLAWNS is a young lad who plays upfront for Omp and is a prosperous striker most known for getting macaris special with a extra dirty battered sausage
The shagnes has a sore stomach
Shagnes by Joeybehan April 9, 2022
A being who gets sex whenever they want, wherever they go. For free. Shag+Magnet= Shagnet.
Paul= Do you know how many people he has slept with?
Roy= Yeah 35 or something, hes a Shagnet.
Shagnet by Lost Connection December 29, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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