Shady Kat 

Sly, plays politics for self-gain. Criticizes another to place oneself in the limelight.

That shady kat told my boss I was killing penguins online instead of working because he's falling behind in his own work.

Shady Kat by NoblefofChicago October 18, 2008

shady katey 

🅱️ Shady Katey is someone who seems loyal and says they will do something but won't (and they might even promise they will but still won't cause they Shady™) Uses 🅱️ a lot too (and probably has a bbf named Miles but that might be a little specific) but tbh in the end is a great fren

Damn Shady Katey strikes again

Fucking Shady (ass) Katey

shady katey by YaBoiMiles July 24, 2017

Shady Katie 

The girl that tries to act real cute in front of your man. Laughing too hard at his jokes, batting her eyes, wink face emojis, touching his shoulder.

Don’t leave your man with her, she’s a Shady Katie.

Keep an eye on that shady Katie.

Shady Katie by Facestomper23 February 11, 2023

shadykaty

A deviant woman who participates in unsavory activities. She may drink, smoke, fornicate unscrupulously, and have red hair. Variations include dirty blondes, badly frosted ends, and mopheads. She has a sexy badass appeal, making her very dangerous. She is vulnerable to ass tickling, but should be avoided at all costs.

<Noun>: I thought she loved me (tears). How could I know she was a shadykaty?

<Noun>: Eh Jeb, you hear bought' that woman candidate?
-You mean that Clinton woman. I don't like er'.
Yea, well, I sure as hell ain't votin' for no goddamn shadykaty.

<Verb>: She lived with the hell's angels. How could she not be shadykaterized?

shadykaty by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009

Kato, the Shaky One 

The man who, followed by a mustard attack, had a liquid beverage poured on him in his sleep, found in the video "Kato slipped up again got damn it"

Kato was peacefully sleeping on a couch, similar to his previous victim experiences, while a terrorist sneaks into his room, pouring an unknown liquidized substance upon Kato's face. He begins trembling, either out of confusion or fear, or maybe both, before waking up and wiping the mystery water off his cranium. Kato begins verbally abusing the young minor terrorist, followed by the shouts of faceless people off tape. After listening to the terrorist, Kato becomes delusional, believing he is drowning to death. Kato begins stripping down to his undergarments, displaying a wife-beater while still being confused, although visibly more angry than earlier in the tape.

Kato lives in fear everyday since the Kato Attacks of 2012, flashing back to the rough and scary times he has survived thus far.

Me: Have you heard of the incident of Kato, the Shaky One?
Friend: Alas, I have sir.

Kato, the Shaky One by alecwind July 18, 2021