Sez'd 

When something unfortunate happens that you thought would be impossible

"I left the glass bottle on top of my car roof for just a second, the wind somehow blew it and it fell, breaking my rear car window... I got sez'd"

"When you get into 3 car accidents in the span of a week... you just got sez'd"

Sez'd by Princess Potato August 14, 2019

sezd 

when you are stoned off smoking cannabis, to be 'seezed', shortened to sezd for easyness

Bob: dude, the cheese was dank last night

John: Yeah man i was fucking sezd

sezd by lengez1 December 25, 2009

qaw\sezdrxftcgyvhub jinko mlp,;[.']/' 

you have reached near peak boredom and you have typed every letter diagonally from left to right

me bored in English class types "qaw\sezdrxftcgyvhub jinko mlp,;.'/'"

qaw\sezdrxftcgyvhub jinko mlp,;[.']/' by Hadesoulmaster November 23, 2023