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seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.
Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.

Seymour Junior High School 

Located in the valley of TN this place is absolutely dog poopoo, they serve undercooked/overcooked barnacle looking hamburger patties at 11:30…😐 and not to mention the teachers, don’t ask a question it’s a trap, they tell you to ask questions, then when you ask one they tell you that you didn’t listen and then explain it the same way with no differences, insult to injury.
Yoooo Ms.MidlifeCrisis I didn’t understand example 1 what does it mean? Teacher, Steven your absolutely useless, you don’t listen, you talk too much, you don’t care about school and if you listened then you would understand.
Steven, dang. Goes back to not asking questions and suffering in silence.

Seymour Junior High School: the place where we die mentally.

mahomet seymour junior high 

A place in which dumb and smart people socialise and get in pointless groups for classes,most people that go there are strange and spontaneous but the others ones are secretly planning the deaths of fellow students and smelling their hair for some reason
example 1. I can't believe I survived mahomet seymour junior high .

example 2. Yuno gasai once went to mahomet seymour junior high !She learned how to kill from being stabbed in the neck 1 week after she came!
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