Noun - A condition that people who are sexy as hell experience when their good looks negatively affect their lives. Have you experienced any of these symptoms? Feeling like people hate on you before even knowing you, being accused of cheating when you did nothing wrong, unwanted attention, jealousy from others, ppl offering to buy things, you get objectified by people, people can't make eye contact or stuttering when they talk to you, breaking necks, or losing friendships. You may have this condition.
I got accused of cheating by my girlfriend because she felt like my sexyashellism prevented me from being faithful. I was diagnosed last year. She's sexyphobic.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.